"The American people will never knowingly adopt Socialism. But under the name of 'liberalism' they will adopt every fragment of the Socialist program, until one day America will be a Socialist nation, without knowing how it happened." ~ Norman Thomas, 1948

"I’d put my money on the sun and solar energy. What a source of power! I hope we don’t have to wait until oil and coal run out before we tackle that." ~ Thomas Edison, 1931

"Some people without brains do an awful lot of talking." ~ The Scarecrow
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The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.

The best kind of friend is the kind you can sit on a porch and swing with, never say a word, and then walk away feeling like it was the best conversation you've ever had.

"A common mistake people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools." ~ Douglas Adams

Everyone hears what you say. Friends listen to what you say. Best friends listen to what you don't say.

'Veni, Vidi, Velcro' - I came, I saw, I stuck around.